open 24/7solana's greasiest wallet diner

Is your walletcooked?

Hand us a public Solana address. The kitchen reads its last ~100 transactions, rebuilds every swap, and tells you exactly how done it is. Estimates, served hot, zero mercy.

walk-ins: wallets behind recent big trades

from the grill

How's it done?

Raw0–19
Barely touched the pan. Disciplined, or asleep at the counter.
few swaps, small L, nothing 86'd
Medium20–39
Seared by a couple of bad calls. Still pink in the middle.
mixed win rate, light fees
Well Done40–59
Grey all the way through. The market chewed for a while.
red PnL, a coin or two 86'd
Burnt60–79
Smoke alarm is going and you're still flipping.
bought tops, paper hands, in the weeds
Charcoal80–100
Hockey puck. No wallet left, only a transaction history.
86 list longer than the menu

table for two

Roast a friend

Paste their public wallet and their @. We cook it, you get a post ready to send, plus the card and the video. The jokes go after the trades, never the person.

live from the pass

Hall of Charcoal

Today's most cooked wallets, and the rawest ones, from every roast on the site. Tap one to see what it did.

Full board

cooked today

charcoal today

wallets cooked, all time

today's charcoal

Most cooked

wallet ............ score

Nothing on the rail yet today. Cook a wallet.

barely touched the pan

Rawest

wallet ............ score

No raw ones yet today.

Resets at 00:00 UTC (today). Only wallets someone cooked on this site, short addresses only, no names. Scores are estimates from recent trades.

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What the kitchen checks

Every roast is cooked from real on-chain data: the wallet's recent signatures, each transaction parsed on our server, prices from DexScreener, candles from GeckoTerminal. No wallet connect. No signing. Just the public address.

We never ask for seed phrases or private keys.

cooked diner

table: your wallet / server: the blockchain

Swaps rebuiltfrom balances
pump.fun curve, PumpSwap, Raydium, Meteora, Orca, Jupiter routes
PnLestimated
average cost, open bags at today's price
Bought the topchart-checked
your entry vs every candle after it (top 3 coins)
Paper hands0-100
sold, then it pumped. we check.
Diamond hands0-100
hold time and bags still held
The 86 listliquidity scan
coins now dead on DexScreener
Degen clock24h
when you trade, in your local time
Favorite kitchenlaunchpad
pump.fun, bonk.fun, Bags, plain DEX

total due0-100

cooked level, roast lines on the side

chef's specials

Roasts on the board

Example lines from the roast engine. A line only gets served when your real stats order it. 60+ recipes, picked per wallet.

today's specials

01That is not trading, that is a nervous tic
02The chart uses you as a reference point
03Origami masters study your sells
04Even the blockchain tried to stop you
05Patience of a monk, timing of a pigeon
06Premium shipping on an empty box
07Inverse you and retire
08Goldfish have longer relationships

$COOKED

demo

The house special for everyone who saw their score and ordered another round anyway.

contract addressnot launched

Not launched yet. No CA exists. Anything you see elsewhere is not us.

Accept no imitations. There are already random “COOKED” coins on pump.fun. None of them are this project. The only real CA will be posted on this page and by @walletcooked. If it's not shown right here, it's not ours.